Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Rule of thumb: Wait a day to eat your gift bagels

Years ago, there was a bit of a rivalry between a major shop north of our stores, and a small upstart rival. Seems there was a bit of sensitivity because the upstart was an ex-employee, and he was rattling a few cages around the area.

I believe the rivalry was heating up a bit over some competitive snowboard issues.

The upstart (I am withholding names, it got a little sensitive) sent a dozen assorted bagels in a gesture of peace and friendship to the rival store. The rival (by our accounts) enjoyed the gesture and the high end assortment of tasty specialty store bagels.

Two days later the upstart sent a picture to their competitor. Twelve guys, pants at their ankles, bent over in the classic BA with a bagel stuck in each ass.

To our knowledge the upstart has never copped to whether or not there was a second dozen bagels.
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